Humor Quote by Shelly Laurenston — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?”

“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.”

“Heifer.”

“Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?”

“To you, I'm an atheist.”

“We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.”

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”