Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.”

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well,”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.”

“Well," Lucien said, his remaining russet eye fixed on me, "you don't look half as bad now. A relief, I suppose, since you're to live with us. Though the tunic isn't as pretty as a dress.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes.”

“I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.”