Humor Quote by Michelle Obama — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“Why are you here?”