Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“Kitty need's a tounge bath”

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.”

“Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”