Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-”

“We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“Art is anything you can get away with.”

“The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.”

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”