Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

“So,’ Nico said, ‘since we’re going to be spending at least a year seeing each other at camp, I think I should clear the air.’ Percy’s smile wavered. ‘What do you mean?”

“Otis," I said.”

“We’re fine.’”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.”

“I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”