Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said.”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”

“I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”