Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much.”

“Sydney, don't leave Adrian because of me.”

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

“It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.”

“If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

“If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa.”

“And so the Universe ended.”

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”