Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE”

“DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

“Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is”

“WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well,”

“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”

“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.]”

“Well finish your story anyway.”

“Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever.”