Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Kitty need's a tounge bath”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.”

“There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden stake, a hammer, a blob of Silly Putty, and a pocketknife. “You do realize these people aren’t vampires, right?” I say when Sam walks back in. “Yeah, but you never know. They’re probably crazy, like you said.” “And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?” He shrugs. “Just want to be prepared.”

“I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?”

“He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”

“Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.”