Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Kitty need's a tounge bath”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“You are a delinquent and a plague. Please come.”

“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”