Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really.”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?”

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit down to a lonely meal of Weight Watchers past primavera she's just nuked in the microwave. Every woman who will get into bed tonight with a book or reruns of Sex and the City as her only companion. You are our shining hope....But no pressure.”

“Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.”

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”