Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can.”

“Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!”

“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“Wylan drew himself up. “I may not have had your … education, but I’m sure I know plenty of words that you don’t.”

“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”

“When I was One,”

“Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

“Congratulations!”