Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?”

“Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.”

“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

“[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“-BDB on the board-”

“Death should take me while I am in the mood.”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

“Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.”

“But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness”