Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again.”

“If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I'm something in a petrie dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.”

“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”

“You didn't have to come after me.”

“Your angel cannot protect you against that which neither god nor the devil had made”

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

“With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his mental dictionary. He removed his wife from the general category labeled "Females" and gave her a section of her own. He made a note that she didn't find him revolting, and proposed several explanations: (a) bad eyesight and faulty hearing, (b)a defect in a portion of her otherwise sound intellect, (c) an inherited Trent eccentricity, or (d) an act of God. Since the Almighty had not done him a single act of kindness in at least twenty-five years, Dain thought it was about bloody time, but he thanked his Heavenly Father all the same, and promised to be as good as he was capable of being.”

“Well, even if the serpent bites off your head,” says Tatterfell, “the rest of you will still look good.”

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”