Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles.”

“The best lies are based on the”

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“The only way you would have failed," she said, "is if you had.”

“If you don't fear death, then let Kieran meet it.”

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

“I sent a quick text to Adrian:”

“Well? Is it true? Did she?”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”