Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.”

“You okay?”

“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....”

“Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy!”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...”

“People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things – even tragedy – with a sense of irony. There’s some truth in it; it’s pretty stupid of them, though. Humor won’t save you; it doesn’t really do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn’t matter how brave you are, how reserved, or how much you’ve developed a sense of humor, you still end up with your heart broken. That’s when you stop laughing. In the end there’s just the cold, the silence and the loneliness. In the end, there’s only death.”