Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”

“Harry, you wonderful boy, you brave, brave man.”

“And don’t forget: Elvendork! It’s unisex!”

“Why were you lurking under our window?”

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.”

“Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.”

“A mother, you son-of-a-bitch, is sacred!”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.”