Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.”

“I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!”

“Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.”

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”

“As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“In times of old when I was new”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.”

“Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I'm pretty sure you're already half in love with me.”