Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“And that's that as you get older, you lose things, things you don't necessarily want to lose.”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”

“So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”