Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.”

“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”

“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”

“There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.”

“WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?”

“There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“The door opened.”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“This did not seem to reassure Nico.”