Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE”

“When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

“Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be a new ‘gateʹ opening up soon over on the south side of the wall.”

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”