Humor Quote by Montaigne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Philosophy is a hallow bone with no flesh on it”

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”

“An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in Academics, they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius”

“You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”