Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”

“Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”

“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”

“I like pancakes.”

“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”

“Women are sneaky.”

“This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”