Humor Quote by Georgette Heyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is possible,” said Miss Marling stiffly, “that Frederick and not Mary will have the ordering of the journey.”

“My house seems remarkably full of people," he observed. "Is it possible we were expected.”

“Those fine eyes of hers had a disconcertingly direct gaze, and very often twinkled in a manner disturbing to male egotism. She had common-sense too, and what man wanted the plainly matter-of-fact, when he could enjoy instead Sophia's delicious folly?”

“I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.”

“If it comes to that," retorted Frederica, with spirit, "I am continually shocked by the”

“Queer creatures, females," mused Mr. Standen, shaking his head. "Fellow's only got to be a rake to have 'em all dangling after him. Silly, really, because it stands to reason---- Well never mind that!”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.”

“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I should throw you out the window.”

“It has often been said”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“Wonder why we can do this,' he called out with his mind. The mental effort of speaking to her was already straining—he felt a headache forming like a bulge in his brain.”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”