Humor Quote by Clint Eastwood — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.”

“The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-​u-​i and not w-​e-​e.”

“I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.”

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?”