Humor Quote by Ransom Riggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.”

“I didn’t know what to call it, what was happening between us, but I liked it. It felt silly and fragile and good.”

“At the heart of nature’s mystery lies another mystery.”

“I love you too, I wanted to say with as much hurtful sarcasm as I could muster, but she hadn't seen me, and I kept quiet. I did love her, of course, but mostly just because loving your mother is mandatory, not because she's someone I think I'd like very much if I met her walking down the street. Which she wouldn't be anyway; walking is for poor people”

“Millard! Who's the prime minister?”

“Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.”

“I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“You are all a lost generation," Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night.”