Humor Quote by Ransom Riggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.”

“At the heart of nature’s mystery lies another mystery.”

“...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.”

“I didn’t know what to call it, what was happening between us, but I liked it. It felt silly and fragile and good.”

“Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“I love you too, I wanted to say with as much hurtful sarcasm as I could muster, but she hadn't seen me, and I kept quiet. I did love her, of course, but mostly just because loving your mother is mandatory, not because she's someone I think I'd like very much if I met her walking down the street. Which she wouldn't be anyway; walking is for poor people”

“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”