Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When no one you know tells the truth, you learn to see under the surface.”

“You're an idiot.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“I wouldn't even consider it if I were you. But then if I were you, I would not be me, and if I were not me, I would not be able to advise you, and if I were unable to advise you, you'd do as you like, so you might as well do as you like and have done with it.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.”