Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“True story”

“Rockabye Baby, in the treetop”

“The baby bat”

“The bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fair, and moonlit woods where unicorns run free. So come and walk awhile with me and share the twisting trails and wondrous worlds I've known. But this bridge will only take you halfway there. The last few steps you have to take alone.”

“If you are a dreamer come in”

“The Little Boy and the Old Man”

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.”

“God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)”