Humor Quote by Mike Royko — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”

“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”