Humor Quote by Brandon Mull — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.”

“I like pink.”

“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”

“V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?”