Humor Quote by George S. Patton Jr. — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“Mr Lorry asks the witness questions:”

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“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.”

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”