Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Annabeth,” he said hesitantly, “in New Rome, demigods can live their whole lives in peace.”

“Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”

“Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.”

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.”

“Such is the vastness of his genius that he can outwit even himself.”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me, What if a man tries to be part of the home -- will the woman let him? I answer yes. Because the he becomes one of the children.”