Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”

“A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that I be forgiven for anything I may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.  Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which I may be eligible after the destruction of my body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.”

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”