Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

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““HOBBES:”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

““CALVIN:”

“I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English―it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in. When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them―then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are wide apart. An adjective habit, or a wordy, diffuse, flowery habit, once fastened upon a person, is as hard to get rid of as any other vice.”

“He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.”

“What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'”

“You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one”