Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Like delicate lace,”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

““Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.”

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”

“Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”

“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”