Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”

“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”

“Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

“Who knew? I had no idea that someone could be such a thorn in your foot during a death march and still be irresistibly attractive in some magical, undeniable way.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.”

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.”