Humor Quote by Sara Shepard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We did all the tourist crap, but I just wanted to sit in a cafe and watch people”

“,the rest of the girls pretended not to notice. That's just what best friends do.”

“Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.”

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”

“Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”

“Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”

“molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.”

“Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist.”