Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression.”

“Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.”

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?”

“The only way you would have failed," she said, "is if you had.”

“I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”

“At least I'm not a font nerd.”

“The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”

“Is it time for your period, or something?”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”