Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?”

“Did someone just call me the”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”

“By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.”

“I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”