Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”

“Why, aren’t you just about as sweet as syrup on a sundae? I sure would appreciate that, ma’am.” He winked. “How’d you like ta stroll the deck of this fine ship with me and watch the sunset? I need a purty girl to put her arm around me and steady this bow-legged cowboy as he finds his sea legs.” I raised an eyebrow and affected a southern accent. “Why, I think you’re a pullin’ my leg there, Texas. You’ve had your sea legs a lot longer than I have.” He rubbed the stubble on his face. “You might be right at that. Well then, how about you taggin’ along to keep me warm?” “It’s about eighty degrees.” “Shoot, you’re a smart one, you are. Then how ‘bout I jes say that a feller can get pretty lonesome by hisself in a strange country and he’d like to keep compn’y with you fer a while longer.”

“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”