Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.”

“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't know what it is! I'm too knackered and confused to work it out. That curtain pole really still isn't up! I don't have time to work out if I am a women's libber! There seems to be a lot to it. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?'”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”