Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.”

“Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everybody is worthy of love, except him who thinks he is.”

“Requiescat”

“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”

“Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.”

“Hearts Live By Being Wounded”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.”

“Of course. Because at the Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy.”

“If you want to be seen, stand up.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”