Humor Quote by Ernest Hemingway — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Clearly I miss Him, having been brought up in religion. But now a man must be responsible to himself.”

“In the early morning on the lake sitting in the stern of the boat with his father rowing, he felt quite sure that he would never die.”

“I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.”

“I didn't want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you good night — and there's a lot of difference.”

“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”

“All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you will feel that all that happened to you and afterwards it all belongs to you: the good and the bad, the ecstasy, the remorse and sorrow, the people and the places and how the weather was. If you can get so that you can give that to people, then you are a writer.”

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he thought about it, she was. He’d never ripped a man’s throat out with his teeth, and he was damned impressed that Gwen had. She’d made the Lords of the Underworld look like marshmallows.”

“I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.”

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”