Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”

“Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes.”

“Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many.”

“An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.”

“Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is”