Humor Quote by A. Whitney Brown — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”