Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?”

“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.”

“Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain.”

“Harry lost any sense of where they were: Streetlights above him, yells around him, he was clinging to the sidecar for dear life. Hedwig’s cage, the Firebolt, and his rucksack slipped from beneath his knees —”

“Harry, you wonderful boy, you brave, brave man.”

“Would it hurt to die? All those times he had thought it was about to happen and escaped, he had never really thought of the thing itself: his will to live had always been so much stronger than his fear of death.”

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”

“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.”

“Who knew? I had no idea that someone could be such a thorn in your foot during a death march and still be irresistibly attractive in some magical, undeniable way.”

“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”

“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”