Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.”

“So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use”

“There are two kinds of people in this world, son. Those who save lives, and those who take lives.”

“It is a time of change,'' Sazed said. ''Perhaps it is also time to learn of other truths, other ways.”

“Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.”

“Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.”

“So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”

“All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.”

“Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.”

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”