Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“Know your enemy. Know yourself. Only then may you achieve victory.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

“This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first.”